I hope it's true that B&Q staff have been told to expect increased sales of duct tape and chains, once Fifty Shades of Grey hits - and I means hits - the cinemas on Saturday. Requests from customers seeking help are to be treated with respect and discretion, a strokesman, sorry, spokesman has said. You have to feel sorry for any customers venturing forth to buy sturdy rope to secure something innocent to the car roof rack.
I shan't be going to see the film. I didn't read the book - but, boy, I wish I'd written it. Kerching.
(No pic to this blog - I don't have anything suitable, and didn't dare Google 'bondage images'.)