The first time I went skiing, I was still young enough to find the word Ausfahrt amusing. Clive and I joined a gaggle of similarly puerile 20-ish friends and went to a budget hotel in Kitzbuhel, in the days when winter sports holidays were still considered to be rather elitist. Even now, I’m really not sure what we were doing there, with our gaucheness and hand-me-down salopettes, but we had a great time.
|Check out that 1980s perm!|
To call the food at the hotel adequate would be kind. Each meal was accompanied by some peculiar item that resembled a deep-fried Yorkshire pudding and that became known as 'random starchy filler'; and we decided that the bakery must only deliver once a week, because the breakfast rolls became staler and staler, until by Friday they resembled Energen Crispbread. (Anyone who doesn’t remember the 1970s should Google these so-called diet rolls.) Fortunately, we were able to boost our calorie intake with copious quantities of gluhwein, hot chocolate and mini Mars Bars.
We made several more trips to various mountain resorts, but my skiing never seemed to get any better. I was very stylish, but oh so slow. The trouble was that, like everything, I wanted to do it properly, which meant that I took in the instructor’s every word and could execute beautiful parallel turns, but lacked the recklessness that allowed by friends to hurtle down the runs twice and sometimes three times to my single, stately decent. On the other hand, I never broke any bones.
I am thus amazed by the Winter Olympians who hurl themselves about with - well, I was going to say gay abandon, but given the mood in Russia that might be inappropriate. I’ve been watching the slopestyle competitions and just keep wondering: how do you find out you can do that? And the moguls: who decided that rattling down a bumpy run wasn’t dangerous or difficult enough and that what it really needed was a couple of jumps along the way, just to make it interesting?
When we watch the Summer Games, there is always the feeling that, given sufficient training and a following wind, we could do what the competitors do. After all, it’s simply extreme PE – running, jumping, throwing and various versions of bat and ball. The Winter Olympics is different. The word ‘awesome’ is overused and usually incorrectly. Watching the skiers, the jumpers, the bobsleigh, the ice-hockey, the skating and the curling does actually fill me with awe. Well, perhaps not the curling.
I've never tried skiing. I'm sure I'd be the one drinking the hot chocolate all day. The Winter Olympics is both fascinating and terrifying. I wouldn't have the nerve.ReplyDelete
The 1980s perm - say no more!
What was I thinking!Delete
I'm sure skiing there is much different than the slopes I am used to in New Hampshire and Maine! I still get nervous getting off the lift :)ReplyDelete
Stopping by from the A to Z Challenge!
Once, on the chair lift, my fellow passenger got her pole stuck as the safety bar was brought down. When we approached the top lift station we couldn't get the bar back up. They had to stop the lift to rescue us.Delete
I learned German when I worked at Bentley so that we could speak to our counterparts in Volkswagen. I still smile when I think back to when 6 or 7 blokes (all in their 30's) would piss themselves when our teacher would try & convince us that "gut fahrt" meant have a good journey.ReplyDelete
You guys! I'm struggling with German at the moment. Our choir is learning some Brahms Love Song Waltzes (Liebeslieder Walzer) and I'm not happy.Delete
My blog post is about skiing too, Julia. I was just like you on the slopes 'stylish but slow' and I will add to that... often petrified!ReplyDelete
Wendy, I'll pop over and have look - and of course I spent most of my time on the slopes muttering under my breath: 'I can do this. I can do this.'Delete
I only tried it in my tweens on the dry ski slope then at Glenshee up here in Scotland - shame I never did any more after that!ReplyDelete
Dry slopes are great, aren't they?Delete
I'm pretty amazed by the Olympians too. Daredevils who make it all look so easy!ReplyDelete
Just this minute watched the British girl get gold on the tea-tray - couldn't watch for half the run, felt sure she was going to tip over the edge! Well done her!!ReplyDelete