Wednesday 11 February 2015

A whole new meaning to 'You can do it when you B&Q it'

I hope it's true that B&Q staff have been told to expect increased sales of duct tape and chains, once Fifty Shades of Grey hits - and I means hits - the cinemas on Saturday. Requests from customers seeking help are to be treated with respect and discretion, a strokesman, sorry, spokesman has said. You have to feel sorry for any customers venturing forth to buy sturdy rope to secure something innocent to the car roof rack.

I shan't be going to see the film. I didn't read the book - but, boy, I wish I'd written it. Kerching.

(No pic to this blog - I don't have anything suitable, and didn't dare Google 'bondage images'.)

1 comment:

  1. Yes, and by all means, you mustn't post a photo of BBQ sauce, less you post the wrong one!
    I had no desire read the book or see the movie. Maybe I should invest in BBQ sauce, but which stock?(smile)